Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing self on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks self in room and goes on Tumblr*
first day of school after the summer holidays
teacher: so who wants to answer my question? come on guys, it's the last topic we talked about before the holidays!
me: how do i hold a pen
So I was thinking: there should be a law where Tom...
My fandoms are getting all confused.
cassjaytuck: turnermkevin: Rupert Graves is going to be in an episode of Doctor Who this season. Benedict Cumberbatch is in the new Star Trek Movie. Christopher Eccleston is gonna be the villain in Thor 2. It’s like everyone accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and are too British and polite to leave the lecture.
Reblog if you feel personally victimized by Tom...
10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me: spills cereal on cat
kit: yeah, some teenagehood that was
lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently